"You hang up the phone" "No, you hang up the phone" "No you!" "No baby, you first!"
"You kill me" "No, you kill me!"
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION